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🚨 BREAKING: Internet in Mild Panic After Someone Let These Two Have a Newsletter

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Here we are - Works in Progmess

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By The Progmess Newsroom

Sources confirmed early this morning that Nick and Marnie—two individuals with alarming levels of leadership curiosity and unresolved thoughts about performance reviews—have officially launched a newsletter.

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Eyewitnesses report that the newsletter, titled Work In Progmess, contains:

  • Soft skill survival guides disguised as sarcasm
  • Fake stats that feel suspiciously true
  • Résumés, feedback loops, and career advice under investigation for crimes against clarity
  • And real questions from real readers, answered with minimal HR filtering

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“I opened it expecting a motivational quote,” one reader said. “Instead I got roasted, coached, and inspired—against my will.”

Internal memos suggest the newsletter was created after the duo realized too many professionals were navigating leadership development with nothing but buzzwords, burnout, and an outdated résumé template.

Industry experts are already issuing mild warnings:

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“This is either the best thing to hit inboxes this year… or a sign of the end times for hustle culture.”
“We haven’t seen this level of self-awareness delivered with this much satire since performance reviews were invented.”

At press time, Nick and Marnie were unavailable for comment, allegedly busy writing next week’s issue.

Unofficial tagline: “Professional growth. Unprofessionally reported.”

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If you want to see how they fake it IRL... here are their LinkedIn profiles:

​​Marnie Stockman​​
​​Nick Coniglio​​

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